1. If you ask Google Maps for walking directions from The Shire to Mordor, it tells you that “One does not simply walk into Mordor.”
2. If you make eye contact with someone, smile before you look away. You’ll seem significantly less awkward than you feel.
3. Dabbing vodka on your face reduces the chance of acne breakouts by tightening your pores.
4. Happiness is instantly contagious; and you can easily become a happier person by simply surrounding yourself with others who are happy
5. If you’re ever kidnapped and they tie you up and cover your mouth with tape, lick the tape until it comes off.